if you put linda in a single room, she will be unable to sleep in the dark.
if linda is unable to sleep in the dark, she will sleep with the lights on.
if linda sleeps with the lights on, she will be unable to fall fully asleep.
if linda is unable to ever fall totally asleep, she will google “how to fall asleep.”
if linda googles “how to fall asleep,” she will find that she needs a dark room.
if linda needs a dark room, she will try to make her room as dark as possible without cutting off the lights.
if linda tries to make her room as dark as possible without cutting off the lights, she will wrap her movable-flower-petal lamp up as tight as she can with a white t-shirt.
if linda wraps her lamp in a t-shirt, the heat from the lightbulb will all get trapped inside.
if the heat from the lightbulb gets trapped inside, the plastic flower petal shell around it will melt.
if the plastic flower petal shell melts, it will make the whole hall smell like burnt plastic.
and so, that is why if you put linda in a single room, her whole hall will smell like burnt plastic.
to put it simply: i am scared of the dark. i mean legitimately, cripplingly terrified. if the lights are off and i’m alone, i start to have a panic attack.
but i also have insomnia, so good sleep is a rare but necessary thing for me. apparently it’s really really bad for my sleep patterns if i sleep with lights on. like, even having a digital clock in sight can mess me up. i never knew that had anything to do with my waking up constantly throughout the night, since i’ve always thought i was one of those people who light doesn’t bother, but after reading about it, it explains a lot.
so last night i decided to make the best of both worlds: i’d make my lamp dimmer by covering it up. that way i still wouldn’t be in the dark, but the light also couldn’t get to me and wake me up.
what i hadn’t considered was the fact that lights get hot when you leave them on all night, and that heat needs to go somewhere. when it doesn’t have anywhere to go, it’ll just bounce around and burn whatever is around it.
well i wake up this morning to this awful burning smell. i automatically assumed that something was wrong with my heater, so i cut that off.
it wasn’t until i was unwrapping my shirt from the lamp that i found the problem.
so not only is my cute lamp ruined(well, two of the five petals; the switch lets you have either two, three or five on at a time), but my cross country shirt has burnt plastic fused into its fabric.
thankfully i’m sleep-deprived enough to find all of this hilarious. =]